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Joke of the Day

"among countless other horrible crimes the KKK also ruined the badass title of ""Grand Wizard"" for every other organization forever"

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."

"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"

"At school: Slutty girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Me: I bet your knees do too. Her: what Me: what"

"If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height? From my head, tomatoes. Hope no one has heard this before, thought of it while driving."

"Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good? Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border."

"11 million Americans spend half their income on steam ... In June."

"What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint? Catholic"

"Me and UFOS have something in common! Neither of us look good on camera."

"He'd probably stop sending me ""good morning, beautiful"" texts if he saw how many chins pop out when I look down to read it."