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Joke of the Day

"among countless other horrible crimes the KKK also ruined the badass title of ""Grand Wizard"" for every other organization forever"

"My dad told me that the future was in my hands Didn't know that the future was 9 inches long"

"[at the gym] Trainer: You want me to spot you, bro? Waldo: Please don't do that."

"Took me forever to find this chronology book. It's about time."

"I almost had to fight someone today after they hit me with a stick, but he walked away like he didn't even see me."

"What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work? The aftermath"

"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"

"What do you call a mexican who has a rubber toe and lost his car, Robert carlos"

"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."

"My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours. Consequently my copy of Tusk is completely worn out."