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Joke of the Day

"At school: Slutty girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Me: I bet your knees do too. Her: what Me: what"

"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"

"Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen."

"Unscramble these words Unscramble these words ! 1) PENSI 2) HITLRE 3) NIGGRE 4) BUTTSXE DO YOU GET SPINE,LITHER,GINGER AND SUBTEXT ?"

"I keep graphic, full frontal nude pictures of myself on my cell phone in case anyone ever hacks it. That'll teach 'em. Can't unsee that."

"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."

"Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes? He's never Reddit."

"At 4am I'm pretty sure it's either too early or too late to start drinking. But if the vodka is in my cheerios, it's technically breakfast."

"Hitler was a keen golfer..... He even wrote a book on it, it was titled 'How to get out of a bunker with one shot.'"

"A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already."