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Joke of the Day

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."

"Give me your best jokes regarding or featuring animals. For science."

"Serving weak coffee should be a criminal offense."

"Trump says he'll make Oasis pay for a wonder wall."

"You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky... You each have your own gravitational pull."

"Me: Have fun on your date. Son: What if she drinks too much, or gets high? Me: You really aren't my kid are you?"

"What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop? Your tires are low."

"I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana."

"What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? Dublin down"

"[Hoth Rebel Base] Leia: How's Skywalker? Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now? Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe"