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Joke of the Day
"11 million Americans spend half their income on steam ... In June."
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"WOMEN Woo men."
"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? .. the hotdogs taste like shit."
"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"
"Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter? Because he'd drop everything"
"The clock was hungry... So he went back four seconds"
"How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb."
"What's the difference between a pizza and Trevor from GTA The pizza is less greasy"
"Everything I need to know about whether or not cops are allowed to search my car I learned from Jay-Z songs."