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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars? A bar-bee!"

"How big are headphones going to get before we just start to wear helmets with subwoofers inside them?"

"I knew you were trouble when you said you didn't drink."

"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"

"Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it."

"Me: LARGE FRY! McDonald's Manager: Ma'am, you can't use the drive-thru riding a stick pony. Please leave NOW Me: I WILL CUT YOU! *sirens*"

"What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike? Look ma, no hands!"

"Just finished building Rome with Legos. Took me a day."

"The gal in front of me on this flight didn't enjoy me stroking her forehead after she reclined into my lap. Thought we were having a moment."

"My sister didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti....... ... you should have seen her face when i drove pasta"