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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock, Who's there? Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris who? ...? Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!"

"Men: The Only creature blessed with the superpowers to make Any machine a smoke machine in kitchen especially when his wife isn't home."

"In five-card poker, six-high beats a pair..."

"Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC? because it's stoned."

"Why didn't the man go to dat place? Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him."

"I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals."

"Air & space museum. Shouldn't the air & space museum be empty?"

"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""

"""I definitely have the biggest penis in this room,"" I announced drunkenly at the party. Slightly ruined my son's 13th."

"I am going to kiss you and take your resources"