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Joke of the Day
"I am going to kiss you and take your resources"
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"Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother."
"Throwing Viagra in the milk so Santa has a hard time getting back up the chimney. Use a front door like everyone else asshole!"
"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year."
"In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus. They both got too close to the son."
"I hate jokes about jewish people because my grandpa died in auschwitz! he got drunk and fell off the watchtower...."
"I walked up 14 flights of stairs, so I'm all done with exercise this month."
"I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude. It's constantly flipping the bird."
"What lies on its back 100 feet in the air? A centipede"
"The next Fast and the Furious should just be two hours of a guy doing steroids inside of a Nissan Cube."