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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the man with a penis shaped like a rocket?... His wife was over the moon"
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"You do a lot of yoga? ""Yeah"" So you must be really...(winks) annoying"
"What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of 'em!"
"*opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit"
"World of Warcraft. The only time I let my 9 year old play with a priest."
"Fur Coats will make you into a Man They really put hair on your chest."
"Since we're talking about Vampire jokes, here's my favorite. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month..."