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Joke of the Day
"I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals."
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"TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right."
"Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors... ...this morning when the batteries went flat"
"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"
"How does a backwards poet write? Inverse"
"You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body."
"What's a gay guys favorite pizza? Meat lover's"
"How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the G."
"What's a scientist's favorite shade of blue? Cyan-tific."
"A dyslexic walks into a bra"