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Joke of the Day
"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""
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"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"I can't decide what's scarier, someone scrolling through the pictures on my iPhone or someone scrolling through my Google search history."
"""He is survived by his poop and three hineys."" - obituary for the inventor of Mad Libs"
"Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) me pulling the handle of your car door at the same moment you try to unlock it"
"Her: You need to text faster Me: Not sure what you just sent. I'm still working on the texts from 3 weeks ago"
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? (slightly nsfw) a dicktater"
"Did you hear about the guy who went streaking through a church? The priest caught him by the organ."
"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."
"""A gripping tale of love and survival..."" is how one reviewer described me tumbling down the stairs while trying to retrieve a stray M&M."