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Joke of the Day

"In five-card poker, six-high beats a pair..."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her. She was seeing somebody on the side."

"I'd say he was spineless. Yes about as spineless as cooked spaghetti."

"What do you put in an actor's drink... [OC] to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars? [Expectorant](/spoiler)"

"What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk? Hae girl Hae"

"Some people say it's not what you know, but who you know... I say it's not who you know, but whom you know."

"Are the UK banning the export of cheese? I keep hearing on the radio about cheddar vans not being allowed overseas"

"I think i'm spending too much time around my gf's family. I mean, her husband's going to notice sooner or later."

"My teacher said I'd end up working in McDonald's. Well, look who's laughing now. The guy's ordering chicken off me in KFC."

"What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside? A mushroom."