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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the man go to dat place? Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"

"Home is where you don't feel the need to wipe the toilet seat After you've pissed all over it."

"Did you hear about the thin guy who went to Alaska for six months? He came back a husky fucker."

"What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights? A jacked rabbit."

"1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it."

"Why did the siamese twins moved to England? So the other one would also drive"

"What did one gay pedophile say to the other at the beach? Get out of my Son"

"If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country. If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political post; I just want to travel."