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Joke of the Day

"A children's museum SOUNDS like a good idea... ...but I would imagine it's hard to breathe inside those little glass cases."

"You know what jokes are the worst? Lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies."

"Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in."

"My boyfriend cheated on me So I convinced him to get matching tattoos... he went first and I went home"

"How do you kill a troll? With a firewall spell."

"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."

"Stevie Wonder Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife & kids lately? - No? Neither has he"

"Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not."

"A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob"

"Well, I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy..."