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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a troll? With a firewall spell."
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"WIFE: COME AND GET RID OF THIS SPIDER ME to spider: I told you, you'll get your money. Leave my family out of this SPIDER: you've got 2days"
"What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number? A Ranged Marriage"
"You know why fencers subscribe to /r/Jokes? Because they always appreciate a riposte."
"What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school? Submitting a stool sample."
"""No, I didn't forget your gift"" *digs in purse ""Got you this hairspr..I need that. Got you this keyring"" *removes keys"
"You know Santa came when.. There's more milk in the glass than when you left it."
"Why does Donald Trump dislike trees? Because they're brown and don't speak English."
"Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest? letter G (lethargy)"
"What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture."