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Joke of the Day
"You know what jokes are the worst? Lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies."
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"where is the best way to hide a nutella? i'm nutelling you"
"Sometimes Victoria's Secret is Victor's secret on weekends."
"What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words? ""Watch this cause i'll only do it once."""
"Ever since I became a vampire I've been too ashamed to even look at myself in the mirror"
"Today I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked!"
"Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter... Because they turn the hoes on."
"Maybe you never should have domesticated your peeves."
"If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?"
"Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!"