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Joke of the Day
"Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not."
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"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."
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"Why is the letter E like London? Because it is the capital of England."
"Did you hear about the Hipster that drowned in the canal? It wasn't mainstream."
"If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?"