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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 'your mum' and 'knock knock' jokes? A door doesn't let you come inside."

"What kind of jeans does mario wear ? Denim denim denim"

"Is it just me Or do you find pressing F5 refreshing?"

"Just give me a sec. I'm still waiting for IE8 to open a new tab. A blank tab. Waiting... Still waiting... There it is."

"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."

"Ya know, my dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records once... Wasn't for very long though. Librarian told me to put the book down and get the fuck out before she called the cops."

"I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson."

"What's long, hard, goes in a vagina, out of a vagina, and leaves a whore feeling good about herself? An abortion hook."

"One thing I don't like about Twitter is that you can read something & think it's funny & only afterward realize it was written by a woman."

"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."