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Joke of the Day
"Well, I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy..."
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"Note to future self: Tequila is a liar. You do not sound exactly like Axl Rose & the people at karaoke will not catch you if you stage dive"
"What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand? quattro sink-o"
"Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down."
"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"
"What do you call a mother who lies about being a father? transparent"
"I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children."
"I had to figure out what to do, to avoid a truck that had run a red light ... ... when suddenly I realized why the baseball had been getting bigger."
"I used to have a job crushing cans in a soft drink factory all day. It was soda pressing."
"How do you make 3 pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."