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"Stevie Wonder Have you seen Stevie Wonders wife & kids lately? - No? Neither has he"
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"""Don't Ask, Don't Tell"" is history, but can we at least keep the ""Don't Tell"" part around for people who love to talk about being vegan?"
"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Unless you're stupid. In which case, who cares."
"Did you get a haircut? No. I got all of them cut."
"How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be very small."
"Today I found out what it was like to play a FPS First person shoveler. gg blizzard."
"What's your least favorite joke format and why is it this one?"
"What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!!"
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"