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Joke of the Day

"Today is ""bring your dog to work day"". I thought it was ""bring your dawg to work day"". So now DeShaun has to leave. Sorry dawg"

"What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs."

"I trust a woman ab as far as I can throw her. Very far. As far as she wants. I'll do anything plz come back to me *cries into pillow*"

"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"

"What is a male pirates biggest fear? A sunken chest with no booty."

"What's 3 inches long and pleases all women? A credit card."

"If you've already died hard, how can you die harder, with a vengeance, live free and die hard again and then find a good day to die hard?"

"[breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win."

"A man tried to sell me a casket today.. I told him that's the last thing I need."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he says to the bartender... ""Give me a beer and give me a mop!"""