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Joke of the Day

"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"

"A guy with Apple maps walks into a bar... Or a church... Or a children's hospital"

"What do you call two Filipino pilots? A pair of pliers"

"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."

"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?? .. She fits into your wife's clothes"

"Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see ""Closed for Winter""."

"asked my dentist out but she brushed me off, said she only dates plaque guys Not gonna paste any more time on that cavitease, it's her floss"

"I've got a friend who's a female private investigator. Or gynecologist, as she likes to be called."

"Why do sharks like stoners? Because they're baked snacks."

"I like how my autocorrect changes ""hun"" to ""Hun,"" like I'm playfully referring to my girlfriends as barbarous 4th-century European nomads."