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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"
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"My Gladiator DVD stopped working... Talk about an *epic* fail."
"What do you call a wannabe model? A poser!"
"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"
"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."
"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."
"Life just isn't fair sometimes. Woman can sell it but men can't even give it away."
"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date it went OK"
"""It's not the principle, it's the money."" Spike Milligan RIP"
"Just back from that seafood disco. Pulled a mussel!"