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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs."

"Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica."

"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The Bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""

"A lady happily tells her husband, holding a testpack result. ""Darling, I'm pregnant!"" Tears running the husband's eyes, he says ""Hi pregnant, I'm dad"""

"""Professor I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?"" ""Well I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."""

"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... Just like two thongs don't make it tight."

"Girls are a lot like universities... I spend hours looking at them, only to realise I can't get into any of them."

"My brother thought his vasectomy ... would keep his wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changed the color of the baby."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !"

"[interview for CIA] Your resume says you're a master in hand-to-hand wombat. Is that a typo or- *I've already thrown a wombat at his face*"