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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian bail."
Next Joke
"What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common? I cry whenever I see them."
"Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish."
"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a heterosexual woman? Shit in her cunt. (its just a joke people)"
"Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst"
"""To be is to do"" - Socrates. ""To do is to be"" - Nietzsche. ""Do be do be do"" - Sinatra. ""Beep beep beep"" - R2D2."
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"