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Joke of the Day

"Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst"

"I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"It sucks not being miserable enough to bust out a good tweet."

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gag gag gag"

"What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers? Whedon?"

"I replaced the glass in my bathroom windows so the tree outside can see exactly what I do with toilet paper. You know what paper is? I yell"

"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"

"I walked into a bar tonight carrying some jumper cables... Bartender told me not to start any shit in here!"

"Tesco reported a 6.4bn loss.. I guess that's what you get for betting on horses!"

"If you're going to have sex with someone you don't know, always ask... ..."