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"Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst"
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"4 out of 5 Dentist agree that your low-cut blouse shows off your nice rack! The fifth Dentist wants to know where you got that blouse."
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"Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" They both run away."
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"Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?"
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"My spirit animal died of neglect."