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Joke of the Day

"Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?"

"My cat yells at me like she's my mother."

"People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election. That's because I've got 2020 vision."

"Does Kim Kardashian ask Kanye West - Does my bum look big enough in this? I'd like to think so..."

"What do you call a Mexican little person? A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)..."

"Home alone tonight The fridge is making weird noises I think the beer wants out...."

"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad"

"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final"

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves Carrying loads of sugar."

"Listen. I may be a nerd, but I have had sex. Just ask my wife. (Please don't ask my wife.)"