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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !"
"After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker."
"I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, ""I'd tap that."""
"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? Pilot"
"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes!"
"Scottish boy asks his dad about Islam Son: ""Ey dad, what is Islam?"" Dad: ""Oh, well Sunni, it's a Shiite religion"""
"i wish my grandmother was alive to see the iPad air her mind would have been absolutely BLOWN AWAY. she loved her gen 4 iPad."
"My lesbian neighbor got me a Rolex this year for my birthday... I think she misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"My Virgin friend just got 4 girl's numbers today. I've never been so proud I guess you could say his group project is getting serious"