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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"
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"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."
"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"[dentist chair] how's school? *I start talking, dentist notices his hand isn't in my mouth* oh sorry *puts hand in my mouth* how's school?"
"One of my stuffed animals just told me I should get back on my meds, I guess someone doesn't want to be part of tea party club anymore."
"What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor? The training."
"Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people."
"A coworker asked me if I would please quit loudly singing along with my Oasis mix tape this morning. I said maybe..."
"Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster."
"To all my American friends: Happy hunger games... May the odds be ever in your favor."