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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)"

"What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue."

"It's hard to eat pizza and feel angry at the same time."

"You are riding a horse. There is a giraffe beside you and a lion chasing you. What do you do? You get your drunk ass off the carousel. Edit: *off Thanks captain."

"What do you call it when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale."

"I decided to live at the gym, it was free! Because of squatter's rights."

"10 years ago parents were like ""be careful what you put on the web"" and we were all ""lol. old people."" now none of us can ever be President."

"What do you call a deaf dog? Whatever you want he still won't come."