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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a heterosexual woman? Shit in her cunt. (its just a joke people)"

"What do you call your Mexican crush? Juan Andonle"

"I can't believe how much money I've spent fueling my drinking problem. Time to start brewing coffee at home."

"What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common? NEED MORE GAINS"

"What do you call the Pope after he's resigned? Ex-Benedict."

"What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant sir!"

"What's the difference between Light and Hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying? Prepear for the end."

"I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password ""Have some respect for the dead!"" he said I replied ""Is that all lower case?"""

"My son just paced back and forth dictating his letter to Santa like a high-powered CEO. Forget Prada, the Devil wears Ironman pyjamas."