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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef-jerky."
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"Q: Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? A: He was grading papers on a curve."
"A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."
"no homo but imagine sleeping with a grizzly bear and being the little spoon..shit would be 100x better than a snuggie"
"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two."
"What do the English and Hitler have in common? They both hate the Polish."
"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."
"Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan"
"Height Of Facebook Influence Height of Facebook influence Doctor the patient: How you're feeling now? Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons"