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Joke of the Day

"Wait, so if I accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior I get to spend all of eternity with people like Mike Huckabee? Lol. Hard pass."

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"Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant."
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"How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds? Please wait..."
"he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal. ""I've got more than enough to eat at home"""
"Chubby Kid Dances watch this kid dance to a coo song Lol sooo funny"