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Joke of the Day

"The list of things I hate the most is -Hate -Lists -Irony -Cheap jokes stolen from the internet -Irony -Repetition -Did I mention irony?"

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field."

"I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me says ""Drunk Again"" and I said ""Me Too!!"

"(nsfw)A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies, ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""

"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."

"Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off."

"What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"

"The Walking Dead Season Finale Check back in six months for the punchline."

"I don't have a mental problem, I have mental problems...plural."