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Joke of the Day

"DOG 911: What's ur emer- DOG: OWNER IS CATCHIN POKEMON DOG 911: So DOG: HE'S THROWING BALLS BUT I CAN'T FIND THEM DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG"

"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!"

"Why can black women twerk so well? They learned from their father how to bounce."

"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""

"I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness."

"Where does the king keep his penis? In his deskis."

"My uncle Terry told me not to worry, that love would find a way, but on the other hand he once took a shit in a hammock"

"Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for ""coffee,"" first make sure she has coffee, you don't want to get up there and there's no coffee."

"I just found out that my blood type is B negative. That's the worst one. My day is ruined."

"Your mom is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic. The joke is Reddit's servers. Get it together!"