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Joke of the Day

"You know what the worst part is about dating a Japanese girl? If I ever decide to break up with her I will have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message"

"Went out for drinks with my tinder date... She ordered the angel shot with lime :("

"What's the worst kind of incompetent? Leader."

"My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head."

"What do Jesus and a nerd have in common? Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle."

"What do you call a humor site with bad ads? PunHub."

"I'm an animal in bed I do it doggy style and come after 5 seconds"

"horsing around I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go into the bedroom and horse around, she said nay. I guess she just wasn't in the mood."

"Lord of the Rings marathon -Do you know what a Lord of the Rings marathon is? -Yes -But do you know what a Lord of the Rings triathlon is? -No? -That's when you watch all three of them"

"Q: What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V? A: His brother running with the V.C.R"