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Joke of the Day

"During an inspection of the federal penitentiary, I saw a bald inmate beat up a warden. I guess the warden was hit by a Smooth Criminal."

"A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve spirits here"""

"What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas? Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!"

"Standing up quickly is my Six Flags."

"Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never."

"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race"

"My parties got a hundred times better when I realized if I didn't invite anybody I could eat all the snacks."

"What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"Roses are red, voilets are blue, Where is my foreskin? Oh wait im a jew."