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Joke of the Day
"If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle Whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade."
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"Knock knock. Little boy blue."
"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."
"Most companies try to make new cutting edge technologies... Samsung goes for the burning strategy"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything"
"*aggressively keeps eye contact with attractive people to let them know I mean business*"
"What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue? A nun falling down the stairs"
"Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? he's now a seasoned veteran"
"Oregon Trail 2016: Jayden has a gluten allergy. You can't even ford the river rn. Purchase one woke of oxen? Madison is literally dead"
"Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""