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Joke of the Day
"What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house? Nah, I'm-a stay."
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"What kind of food can't blind people eat? Seafood."
"Current life status - By the time I figure out what nostril is plugged, it jumps to the other side."
"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"
"Happy Birthday to me. 27 years old... in Spice Girl years."
"I'm not saying the wife's a bit rough but you can see all the blokes on the beach dressing her with their eyes."
"What religion believes in the Big Bang? Islam."
"What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside!"
"If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster."