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Joke of the Day

"WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side. They've never won a World War yet."

"What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit"

"Why do emo's always act so sour? Because you can't spell Lemon without emo."

"Knock knock Who's there? Mike jones Mike jones who? Mike jones, who?Mike jones, who? Mike jones"

"ok kids, this is a smoke detector, if you hear it beeping change the battery, if it's still beeping, check to see if ur on fire"

"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."

"WIFE: We'd have less arguments if he wasn't so pedantic THERAPIST [to me] Is that right? ME: No. It should be fewer arguments"

"I've just bought a house with period features She hates that nickname."

"Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very large bill."

"21 ways to piss off the mods on this sub [removed]"