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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt? Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture"

"What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron? A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance"

"You girls are so cute, talking about crumbs in your bra. I found a missing hiker in mine."

"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way I told you!"

"What's the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands."

"I saw a black man running down the street with a TV I was concerned that it was mine so I quickly drove home, as I got home I was relieved to see that mine was cleaning my shoes on the front porch"

"Say what you want... ...about deaf people..."

"How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes? Bike-curious"

"I CAN'T STAND BLACK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR . LOOKING LIKE A DAMN DURACELL BATTERY"

"I had sex in an elevator.. It was awesome on so many levels!"