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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit"
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"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender says, You can come in, but don't start anything!"
"heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear) What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?......Half-way."
"Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes..."
"A useless blood vessel is found dead It died in vein"
"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."
"I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky bastard didn't even eat it."
"Tear gas is the saddest gas."
"which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills"
"I read murder mystery books starting from the middle. I like the double sided suspense that builds up."