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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: We'd have less arguments if he wasn't so pedantic THERAPIST [to me] Is that right? ME: No. It should be fewer arguments"

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"Dirty Joke My sex life with my wife has started degrading. Guess it's time to Bury her corpse"
"The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed."
"Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know."
"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"
"My life story is just like ""Eat Pray Love"" but without the last two."
"Someone stole my mood ring. I really don't know how I feel about this."
"Why did the man marry a monkey? Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke"
"Even on my death bed my wife will be telling me how she had a worse day than me."
"I think the reason old people sleep in separate bedrooms is so they don't have to wake up next to someone dead."