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"21 ways to piss off the mods on this sub [removed]"
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"What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife? He gets hammered and she gets nailed."
"Donald trump already has a private jet he plans on putting in production for his presidency. He's calling it the hair force one."
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
"I have a malaysia airlines joke but no one finds it funny"
"""Mah son's real smart!"" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. ""He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!"" ""What's his name?"" asked the friend. ""Bob."""
"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly."
"Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska? Because of all the cold fission it has."
"Serial killers start their day by eating breakfast at McDonalds. Let me rephrase. They arent serial killers until they order & have to wait."
"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"