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Joke of the Day
"I've just bought a house with period features She hates that nickname."
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"""The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in."" ~my mother after a few drinks"
"What do you call a Syrian sex toy? A blowup doll"
"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"
"What does a Russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days."
"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."
"I love the smell of my F5 key It's so refreshing"
"Even though it's just a one letter change the difference between ""Wish you were here"" and ""Wish you were her"" is tremendous"
"What's worse than beating a dead horse? Shooting a live gorilla"
"Gold, frankincense, but wait... there's myrhh"