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Joke of the Day
"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."
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"What do you call it when everyone is behaving on a cruise ship? Cruise control. LOL fuck everyone hahahaha 666SATAN666"
"What does an egg do for fun? Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MOMMA!"
"Someone threw a grill at my face. The attack made headlines."
"My friend said she's had kidney problems since she was 7 I told her it's fine cause once she turns 18 she'll get adult knees"
"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy"
"Why is Kim Jong Un a terrible leader? [removed]"
"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."