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Joke of the Day
"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."
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"What's the only thing that grows in Oakland? A: The Crime Rate!"
"What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick? Nailed it"
"What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables? Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia"
"Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition."
"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging around freely. It's women who make it hard."
"How do you have sex with a male corpse You cant. His penis wont get hard."
"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."
"I think the hardest part about being a cashier is telling the girl buying 3 pregnancy tests to ""Have a nice day"""
"What's the same about Mexican and Black people? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)"