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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very large bill."
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"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell"
"*drinking water without ice* This must be what it feels like to be in prison."
"What do you call slapping hands with (5^.5+1)/2? A high phive! I'll see myself out now."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants??? One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean:D"
"When Chuck Norris finishes a joke ... It's called a roundhouse kick line."
"What do you call a fat man in a bath ? Tubby."
"My 5 year old brother said ""when I'm older I won't have a GF, I'll live on my own like my big brother"" YEAH CAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY A CHOICE"
"Why did the Jews have such a hard time in Russia? They couldn't get with the pogrom."
"Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your shit in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her."