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Joke of the Day

"If honey is supposed to be so great for your voice, why does it sound like Winnie the Pooh has been shotgunning bleach?"

"If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy."

"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."

"What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? choked"

"A woman is on trial For beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says,'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'''"

"What do good dragons read when they are pregnant? How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is."

"I hear Superman is a very overprotective parent. His kids are under constant super-vision."

"A man named Zwayne walks into a bar. ""Arrgh, fucking hell! Who put that bastarding bar there?"""

"I had to go to the hospital without insurance. It wasn't so bad, though. They let me keep my watch and my shoe."

"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."