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Joke of the Day
"What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? choked"
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"Just ran 45 minutes on the treadmill and burned 732 calories. Or as many people like to call it, 4 olives."
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... are you an iWitness?"
"We all grew up in the hood Childhood"
"""911, what's your emerg-"" ""The women at work have synced their uteri and it's Hell"" ""Sir uteri is not plural for ute-"" ""TAMPI EVERYWHERE"""
"Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant."
"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh"
"If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?"
"Knock knock.. Come in!"
"Two girls sitting quietly together."