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Joke of the Day

"If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEYE"

"There is so much lead in Flint That when you pass a factory, you immediately assume that Chinese children work there"

"Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."

"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"

"France and Italy declare war... France surrenders and Italy switches sides. Both countries lose."

"What do you call a bunch of Christmas nuts bragging about their sex lives in a hotel lobby? Chestnuts boasting in an open foyer."

"When the guy at the liquor store offered to throw in some ketchup packets, I automatically said yes. Still not sure why."

"What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice? Awarewolf"

"When you go to a cannibal restaurant, always bring a friend to have for dinner."