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Joke of the Day

"If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy."

"What is 90-60-90? Speed while driving past a speed camera."

"Ladies and gentlemen, my browsing history... [deleted]"

"I have a great joke about Native Americans But... I'm afraid some people will have some reservations against it."

"I wanted venison for dinner But my wife said it was a little deer."

"I think memes would be the hardest thing to explain to a time traveler from the past."

"My deaf girlfriend just told me to fuck off. That's not a good sign."

"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."

"In a perfect world anyone that said they, ""literally died,"" would drop dead on the spot."

"My dad is hung but then again, everything seemed bigger when I was a kid."