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Joke of the Day

"Why is every boob job the same? Two round boobs. Switch it up ladies. Someone get two Belgian waffles or something."

"i heard a rumor about a horny mistake yeah, they say the mistake also has no life so the mistake just goes around the /r/joke subreddit to use up his time."

"Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position? The super position"

"What is cat's favourite tea? Kit-tea"

"I only watch Storage Wars to see if they find my ex's body. Just kidding. I like the show. And she's buried in the woods."

"People always think I'm gay because I'm a confident person, I hate that... ... I'm gay because I fuck men."

"It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling. They had a great time, he would have loved it"

"Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery. They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there."

"[Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4. Experts say it was caused by a race condition."

"whats black and doesn't work? decaf coffee, you racist bastard!"