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Joke of the Day
"A man named Zwayne walks into a bar. ""Arrgh, fucking hell! Who put that bastarding bar there?"""
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"Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?"
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"I'd tell you the joke about the philosopher but I think only a Nietzsche audience would understand it."
"Me: It's been 3 years, but I'm finally making progress on my book. Friend: You're writing a book? Me: No. I meant the book I'm reading."
"""I never spit on the ground"" ""because it's the only one that always supports me"" ""wow, that's a deep thought"" *""ptoo""* ""AAH! MY EYE!"""
"Islam means peace! Stop means go, up means down, left means right."
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"What kind of baby appears when an Eskimo and a Japanese person have sex? Ugg Li"
"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."