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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."

"""The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now."" - Inventor of the fruit cake."

"The difference between Flute and Piccolo Flute's arms don't grow back."

"Twitter: Where #Hash is legal."

"What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common? Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure."

"some say yer mom reminds em' of a tornado sounds like hell when she comes, took my house when she left"

"Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining."

"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"

"I'm quitting drinking for good Now I drink for Evil."

"Shortest Joke Ever Venicine's dear isn't it. Courtesy of Jimmy Carr, great joke."